tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
The worst thing is when when you’re home alone singing really really loudly and then finding out that u aren’t actually alone
in short, fuck tumblr’s attitudes about “grades don’t matter” and “i’m offended because someone is breathing” and “it’s cool to be apathetic and hate everything” because the world doesn’t fucking cater to you guys, you pretentious assholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated to y’all and you’re gonna have to grow up sometime
The full collection! I had the most fun trying to draw a real variety of antlers. Each one is based from a different breed.
Dancer = roe deer, Vixen = caribou, Prancer = white tailed deer, Dasher = reindeer, Blitzen = red deer, Cupid = elk, Comet = fallow deer, Donder = moose, Rudolph = key deer
/whispers cool fact: reindeer are caribou, and the only caribou in the winter that have not shed their antlers are the females - so technically all of santa’s reindeer should be female! still really amazing art and character concepts tho.
Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
I want one
Don’t be sad for fire ants they wipe out other species
Hahahaa so here’s some select pages from my homo book that the illustration department bought off of me for like $93.
Sammy!! You’re in my book!! I thought some of my..icons I did would make the page look pretty.
Red River Hog (Potamochoerus porcus) piglets running, native to Africa by zssd minden pictures
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen